Below is part of an email I got yesterday, from a FABULOUS craft store here in wonderful Timaru, South Island of New Zealand, called "Artfull Crafts".
When I read the bit about those wonderful men in our lives and how amazing they are, I could not resist sending in a reply! My comment starts at "Goodness me, do you have..."
Liz, who is one of the owners of Artfull Crafts liked what I wrote so much she put it on the Artfull Crafts Facebook page! I have copied and pasted it here for you to enjoy! I have also copied the comments! Glad I made people smile, laugh and giggle:-)
Thanks for dropping by, {HUGS} from me to YOU:-)
I'm still giggling. A customer of ours emailed today after receiving the newsletter: "Hi there! I was very interested in your latest news letter, which I just received this afternoon, especially this bit...
"How about those men in your life? Aren't they amazing? They take out the rubbish, squash scary spiders, dispose of dead animals, back the trailer artfully, and (hopefully) they give you a nice back rub when you're feeling tense."
"How about those men in your life? Aren't they amazing? They take out the rubbish, squash scary spiders, dispose of dead animals, back the trailer artfully, and (hopefully) they give you a nice back rub when you're feeling tense."
This (below) is my reply..)
Goodness me,do you have any of these men in stock??! Age, height or nationality not an issue! My man doesn't do any of these, in fact he is phobic about spiders and dead animals, and as for "artfully" backing a trailer... the last time he did that he took out the half the neighbours fence, the letterbox (ours not theirs) and two huge ceramic pot planters. Never again. Oh, and the back rub? Last time I got one of those from him he grabbed the tube of TOOTHPASTE instead of massage cream...say no more! And taking out the rubbish? Really, they do that?! My man is allergic to the bin, so I have to do it. Never mind that I have probably just had my nails done!
So, please, if you have any of those wonderful helpful men in stock, PLEASE send me one! Charge it to my account, cost not important!
P.S. When are you having your wonderful pop-up shop back in West Auckland again?! I need my rubber-fix! Many thanx for making me laugh! I will be checking my mail box daily for my wonderful new helpful man!:-)
Yours in desperation...
Yours in desperation...
Think of all the smiles you caused today! That was great.
ReplyDeleteLOL you started them all off, great writing ! xx
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